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Chocolate Covered Strawberry Wrap & Exfoliation for $20


In mythology, Atlas held the whole earth on his shoulders. That is pretty much the extent of my Atlas knowledge. I'm sure there was some punishment or a trick of someone really powerful that ended with him in that position. Some of the myths got pretty convoluted. As a matter of fact, I am convinced that many soap opera writers lifted a lot of myth story lines for their soap’s plot lines. 

But anyway back to Atlas, I mentioned that I was going to write about Atlas to a couple of my co-workers and they said that Atlas reminded them of the Jolly Green Giant. Don’t ask me I just work here. Of course, everyone knows that before the Jolly Green Giant got his gig in the grocery business, he was a masseuse. Yup, it is a well known fact that Jolly, as he likes to be referred to, was a big masseuse to the myths. His best known client was Mother Nature. As a matter of fact it was Mother that got him the ad job. It turns out that the Mean Blue Giant was on his way to the audition and Ms. Nature threw a hurricane his way leaving the spot open for her old buddy and masseuse, Jolly Green.

My guess is that Ma didn’t particularly care for the big guy’s massaging technique and therefore helped him find new line of work. Green was thankful for the career change and did a little turn about and helped Mother Nature score the margarine gig in the late seventies or eighties.

Today’s deal has nothing to do with the Jolly Green Giant, Atlas or Mother Nature but it does have everything to do with saving you money and it is not a myth. It is a unique and I think very special deal. Today’s deal is a chocolate covered strawberry wrap and exfoliation for just $20 from Whole Earth Massage.

Today's deal is a gentle exfoliation with strawberry seed scrub followed by a chocolate body butter wrap and a 15 minute reflexology session. You may add a one hour Swedish massage at the time you make the appointment for a truly relaxing session. You may turn in your paid voucher at the massage office for an attractive gift certificate to make your Valentine's Day present special.

Buy today’s deal and enjoy this special offer from Whole Earth Massage. Today’s deal is a chocolate covered strawberry wrap and exfoliation for just $20One might say that, “This is a Ho, Ho, Ho, Chocolate Covered Green Giant of a deal” 

Valid until 06/01/2013 12:00 AM. Paid amount does not expire.
Massages and wraps by Larry Lang CMT with 22 years of experience.
By appointment only, based on availability.
Must make appointment 24 hours in advance. No show voids voucher.
24 hour cancellation notice required.
Cash back for unused portion? NO
No cash value.
Not valid with any other promotion.
Gratuity not included.
No refunds. All sales are final.
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Whole Earth Massage
1412 17th Street, suite 308
Bakersfield, CA 93301
Hours: Mon-Thurs 1:30 pm to 7:00 pm Fri-Sat 8:00am to 6:00pm
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