In mythology, Atlas held the whole earth on his shoulders. That is pretty much the extent of my Atlas knowledge. I'm sure there was some punishment or a trick of someone really powerful that ended with him in that position. Some of the myths got pretty convoluted. As a matter of fact, I am convinced that many soap opera writers lifted a lot of myth story lines for their soap’s plot lines.
But anyway back to Atlas, I mentioned that I was going to write about Atlas to a couple of my co-workers and they said that Atlas reminded them of the Jolly Green Giant. Don’t ask me I just work here. Of course, everyone knows that before the Jolly Green Giant got his gig in the grocery business, he was a masseuse. Yup, it is a well known fact that Jolly, as he likes to be referred to, was a big masseuse to the myths. His best known client was Mother Nature. As a matter of fact it was Mother that got him the ad job. It turns out that the Mean Blue Giant was on his way to the audition and Ms. Nature threw a hurricane his way leaving the spot open for her old buddy and masseuse, Jolly Green.
My guess is that Ma didn’t particularly care for the big guy’s massaging technique and therefore helped him find new line of work. Green was thankful for the career change and did a little turn about and helped Mother Nature score the margarine gig in the late seventies or eighties.
Today’s deal has nothing to do with the Jolly Green Giant, Atlas or Mother Nature but it does have everything to do with saving you money and it is not a myth. It is a unique and I think very special deal. Today’s deal is a chocolate covered strawberry wrap and exfoliation for just $20 from Whole Earth Massage.
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