Somewhere, I’m not exactly sure where, they found a cave once inhabited by Neanderthals. The discovery of this cave led to the understanding of early man and his rudimentary communication system of painting or drawing on cave walls. The goal of this communication was so that other cave dwellers that came after them would know the story of what happened in that cave.
The most amazing part of this story is that the cave drawings showed early man giving his cave-mates massages. It’s amazing because up until the discovery of that cave modern man had no clue ancient man was so in touch with its body.
The massage table had not even been invented yet. They just used a really big rock to lie on with their faces in the granite or whatever they made rocks out of back then. The neander-susse would then spend time rubbing the tired muscles of his “clients” for an unspecified amount of time but they think from the drawing it was about sixty minutes. Of course, there was no formal training back then and the ‘susse also used his hands fighting off dinosaurs and making fire, so they were pretty rough and things were pretty rudimentary to say the least.
It’s doubly amazing because today’s deal is a 60 minute full body massage from Dream Foot Spa. How about that for a coincidence? This however is much better than a neander-ssage. Yes with today’s deal you will get some trained and soft hands to rub away the day’s/week’s/month’s stress. Of course, there will a comfortable table, a comfortable temperature in the room, aroma therapy and plinky-plunky music all to remove the pain and stress from your body.

Now for the kicker, the price of the deal is half off! If you thought the massage would remove the stress, the low price definitely will. Just $20 for a $40 one hour full body massage from Dream Foot Spa, talk about stress relief, one hour of trained and soft hands massaging your tired and stressed out body and all you paid was $20. Now that is something to paint on the walls of a cave. Just make sure it’s your cave you are painting it on not a public cave; that would be called graffiti.